Windows Poop EditionDo less with more difficulty.
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Beautiful design
Windows Poop Edition has a beautiful design that’s gorgeous, stunning, and did we mention that it’s gorgeous and stunning?
Windows Poop Edition has a beautiful design that’s gorgeous, stunning, and did we mention that it’s gorgeous and stunning?
Internet Explorer A
Just when you thought Internet Explorer was the worst browser ever, Internet Explorer A makes it even worse. Internet Explorer A comes with WebCensor, a plugin that you cannot turn off or uninstall that blocks inappropriate content. Why? Because we are a bunch of babies.
Just when you thought Internet Explorer was the worst browser ever, Internet Explorer A makes it even worse. Internet Explorer A comes with WebCensor, a plugin that you cannot turn off or uninstall that blocks inappropriate content. Why? Because we are a bunch of babies.
Windows Media Center, now even crappier.
Windows Poop Edition comes with a special version of Windows Media Center, which takes the world of digital media, and shoves it down your throat.
Windows Poop Edition comes with a special version of Windows Media Center, which takes the world of digital media, and shoves it down your throat.
Get productive with Office
Windows Poop Edition comes with Office Poop Edition, so you can write reports, create graphs, and more boring office stuff.
Windows Poop Edition comes with Office Poop Edition, so you can write reports, create graphs, and more boring office stuff.
More mouse friendly
Windows Poop Edition is more mouse friendly than Windows Crap Edition, as no commands are based on keyboard strokes. Most Windows PE apps don't work with keyboards anyways, because we suck at programming.
Windows Poop Edition is more mouse friendly than Windows Crap Edition, as no commands are based on keyboard strokes. Most Windows PE apps don't work with keyboards anyways, because we suck at programming.
Not a knockoff of Windows Crap Edition
Many people may confuse Windows PE for being a shameless clone of Windows CE. We can assure you that Windows PE is nothing like Windows CE, because Windows PE is far superior to Windows CE. Also, because we said so.
Many people may confuse Windows PE for being a shameless clone of Windows CE. We can assure you that Windows PE is nothing like Windows CE, because Windows PE is far superior to Windows CE. Also, because we said so.
Cheap if your needs are very low
Windows Poop Edition comes in ten versions, the cheapest being Starter, at $100. However, if you want an operating system that is at least 5% usable, consider upgrading to Ultimate Premium Professional Home Enterprise Basic for $200,000.
Windows Poop Edition comes in ten versions, the cheapest being Starter, at $100. However, if you want an operating system that is at least 5% usable, consider upgrading to Ultimate Premium Professional Home Enterprise Basic for $200,000.