Crap OS X |
It's ugly. It's crap.
The Start Menu, no more.We got rid of the start menu, because, I mean, what's the point of it? We can just put all of the applications on the desktop!
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The ugliest design out of any Crap OS version.Yeah, we thought this design was "beautiful" when we first released this OS. But in reality, it is ugly as hell. Why did we even release an OS with such an ugly design?
The Internet, now crappier.You want Youtube? You want Twitter? You want your E-Mail website? Well, too bad. Instead, have Crap Youtube, CrapPost, and CrapMail. Deal with it, we're Crap OS.
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CrapHUB, your new dumpster of a home.After JB Hub and LB Hub, comes CrapHUB, crappier than both of them combined. Your profile is even automatically created from your information that we sent to random strangers.
Get social, you lonely person.You can now chat with people and share whatever the hell you're thinking about, thanks to CrapChat and CrapPost. Don't be surprised if we block your friends for no reason.
Create videos with difficulty.The Crap Editor is ten times less powerful than Vegas Pro, and twenty times more unstable. There isn't even a play button, so you figure it out.
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Crap Media PowerhouseThe world of digital media is now yours with Crap Media Powerhouse. Don't expect the operating system to be stable enough to handle the interface though. That's why there's a lite interface, which is ten times uglier than the Crap OS X interface.
Security updates to annoy youEveryone loves security updates, right? No? Well we shove them down your throat anyways.
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